Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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