Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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