Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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