these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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