she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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