I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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