Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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