where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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