put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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