I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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