Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I love black thongs
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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