remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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