It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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