quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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