He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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