I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
sex in a hospital.. check
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
