Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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