god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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