My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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