He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Found your dick twin last night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
