Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
