It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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