I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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