Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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