totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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