Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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