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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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