i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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