i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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