I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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