i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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