Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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