sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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