Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I love you.
Bad choice
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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