I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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