k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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