Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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