is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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