their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
