Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
