I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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