$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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