Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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