I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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