I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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