all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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