butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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