Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
