I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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