oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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